“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging
agonyandagony:sashayed:agonyandagony:
FORGET EVERYTHING ELSE, NOW MY NEW LIFE DREAM IS FOR EVIL SORCERER HARRY STYLES TO MURDER ME BY TURNING ME INTO A PUFF OF COLORFUL SMOKE
WHIMSICAL CONJURER HARRY STYLES, DREAMILY WANDERING THROUGH LIFE, ACCIDENTALLY TURNING EVERYONE INTO FROGS WITH A DAINTY WAVE OF HIS HANDS. “OH, HMM, OOPS, AGAIN.”
NAIVE YOUNG MAGICIAN HARRY STYLES WHO JUST WANTS TO USE HIS INEXPLICABLE ABILITIES TO MAKE THE WORLD AS BRIGHT AND CHEERFUL AS IT IS INSIDE HIS SWEET BEAUTIFUL DUMB HEAD AND DOESN’T REALIZE THAT TURNING PEOPLE INTO RAINBOW-COLORED CLOUDS “BECAUSE IT’S PRETTY” IS KIND OF A DICK MOVE
I KEEP THINKING ABOUT DINOSAUR BONES LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE SO FUCKING BIG YOU KNOW PEOPLE USED TO DIG THOSE UP AND THINK THEY WERE FROM DRAGONS THE LARGEST SKULL EVER FOUND WAS OVER 8 GODDAMN FEET LONG FROM A TOROSAURUS THATS FUCKING INSANE IM SO PUMPED ABOUT THIS I LOV E DINOSAURS LETS GO BURN DOWN THE POST OFFICE
sometimes i imagine harry chasing louis down the hall with louis’ shoes in his hand shouting “LOUIS ‘BAREFOOT’ IS NOT A FASHION STATEMENT” and louis is shouting back “WEARING SHOES IS A FORM OF OPPRESSION” like a battle cry with a growl and a stomp of his feet
okay i need to make this louis is really fucking huge ok
